Kiddo, you crack me up. Daily. Belly laughs. Here are some of your more recent chuckle moments.
Mom you know what'd be really cool?
No - what?
If Mr. Kyle's name was just Kyle.
It is.
What? Why do I have to call him Mr. Kyle.
Cause it's polite.
Awweee Mannnnn.
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Hey Mom... I was once in your belly because you ate me.
yeah... Not going there yet.
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In a discussion of healthy vs. non-healthy foods...
French fries are un-healthy. (1 min delay) Well, they do come from potatoes, and potatoes are vegetables. And vegetables are healthy. So they are sorta healthy.
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Mom, when I get big. Like 6, will I be able to drive a car like you?
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In a discussion about my childhood...
Wow mom. You are REALLY old. What are you - like 90?
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In a discussion about getting your picture taken with the E. Bunny...
Daddy asked if you were too old for that.
The look of horror on your face I believe matched mine, as I kicked daddy under the table.
Needless to say, we have a date with said Bunny tomorrow after school.
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Speaking of the Easter Bunny... What would you like this year?
Well... I'll give you a hint.
I do it in the pool.
Pirates Shoot it.
It starts with a "K" sound.
A cannon ball.
Nope. No more guesses for you!
.... Next morning ....
Sorry mom... No more guesses. It's between me & the bunny.
(enter guilty grin) okay, okay. I'll let you guess.
Cannon?
(happy grin) Maybe... I'm not telling.
Whew... Way too much work. Maybe you are getting to old.
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